What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...