A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...