Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!