Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...