New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...