20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
ELEMENT: WOMAN
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Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
tough mosquito
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