Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Spin doctors!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
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Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
The new CIA agents
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What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...