Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...