Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...