How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...