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Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
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