Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.