Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...