Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...