Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...