The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...