Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...