Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...