Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Howe 2 right gud
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...