The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...