Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...