Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Don\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’t jump!
Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...