Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...