Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...