Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...