Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...