Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...