The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....