A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...