Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...