The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah