Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...