What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...