CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
A Networkologist’s Christmas”‘Tis the night before Christmas,” I thought with a frown. I was...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...