One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...