Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...