Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...