Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.