Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...