A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.