Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...