What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...