The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...