Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...