Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...