How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Gay Polak
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Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...