More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...