Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...