How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...