Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...