Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
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La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...